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Author: George W. Bush Page 2
The federal government and the state government must not fear programs who change lives, but must welcome those faith-based programs for the embetterment [sic] of mankind.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
And that’s why I’m here at the community college system today.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Do you have blacks, too?
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Race
To Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso
I think it's very important for world leaders to understand that when a new administration comes in, the new administration will be running the foreign policy.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
I’m plowed [sic] of the leadership of Chuck Grassley and Greg Ganske and Jim Leach.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Whatever it took to help Taiwan defend theirself.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
On how far we’d be willing to go to defend Taiwan
Many Americans have got debts; we want those Americans to be able to pay off that debts.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Debt
There is some who say that perhaps freedom is not universal; maybe it's only Western people that can self-govern; maybe it's only, you know, white-guy Methodists who are capable of self-government… I reject that notion.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Freedom
I'm going to try to see if I can remember as much to make it sound like I'm smart on the subject.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Answering a question about a possible flu pandemic
I can press when there needs to be pressed; I can hold hands when there needs to be—hold hands.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
All I can tell you is when the governor calls, I answer his phone.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
It’s terrible how those killers at Columbine had their hearts turned dark as a result of being on the Internet.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Internet
I said to her, make sure the rug says ‘optimistic person comes to work.’
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Misspokements
On his instructions to the First Lady in choosing a rug for the Oval Office
After all, it is where children from all over America learn to be responsible citizens, and learn to have the skills necessary to take advantage of our fantastic opportunistic society.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
American public education system
There's nothing more deep than recognizing Israel's right to exist; that's the most deep thought of all… I can't think of anything more deep than that right.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Israel
If he's… the inference is that somehow he thinks slavery is a… is a noble institution I would… I would strongly reject that assumption… that John Ashcroft is a open-minded, inclusive person.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
John Ashcroft
Slavery
I firmly believe that the death tax is good for people from all walks of like all throughout our society.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Death Tax
It's clearly a budget; it's got a lot of numbers in it.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Budgets
Numbers
Mars is essentially in the same orbit… Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Mars
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