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Author: George W. Bush Page 5
Brie and cheese.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
On what he imagines reporters eat.
And that’s why I’m here at the community college system today.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
I’m plowed [sic] of the leadership of Chuck Grassley and Greg Ganske and Jim Leach.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
The decisions we make in Washington have a direct impact on the people in our country.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
I'm gonna talk about the ideal world, Chris… I've read – I understand reality; if you're asking me as the president, would I understand reality, I do.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
A lot of times in politics you have people look you in the eye and tell you what's not on their mind.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
There’s an old saying in Tennessee – I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on – shame on you; fool me – you can’t get fooled again.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
So I analyzed that and decided I didn't want to be the president during a depression greater than the Great Depression, or the beginning of a depression greater than the Great Depression.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Great Depression
It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Cloning
We'll be a great country where the fabrics are made up of groups and loving centers.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
We must have the attitude that every child in America – regardless of where they’re raised or how they’re born – can learn.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
When I was a kid, I remember that they used to put out there in the Old West a “wanted” sign. It said, Wanted: Dead or Alive.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
It's clearly a budget; it's got a lot of numbers in it.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Budgets
Numbers
There’s no bigger task than protecting the homeland of our country.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
These people don't have tanks… they don't have ships… they hide in caves… they send suiciders out.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Terrorists
You teach a child to read and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
People say, how can I help on this war against terror? … How can I fight evil? … you can do so by mentoring a child; by going into a shut-in's house and say I love you.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
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