Quotes and One Liners

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

I not only get recognized – I get recognized from behind.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Appearance Body

Coach: How’s life treating you Norm?
Norm: Like I just ran over its dog.

Beer Life TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

What’d you say, Norm?
Any cheap, tawdry thing that will get me a beer.

Beer As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: Hey Norm, how’s the world been treating you?
Norm: Like a baby treats a diaper.

Life Problems TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: Whatcha up to Norm?
Norm: My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Science is seeking a cure for thirst and I happen to be the guinea pig.

Beer TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers” Thirst

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: What’s your most troublesome problem, Norm?
Norm: Well that’s tough to say, Coach. Let’s see I’m overweight, unemployed, separated, depressed, starting to drink too much. My problem is I’ve never been happier.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: What’s up?
Norm: The warranty on my liver.

Alcohol TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Once the trust goes out of a relationship, it’s really no fun lying to them anymore.

Relationships TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

What would you say to a beer, Norm?
Hi ya, sailor. New in town?

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: What’s going on, Norm?
Norm: Science is seeking a cure for thirst and I happen to be the guinea pig.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

How’s about a beer, Norm?
That’s that amber sudsy stuff, right? I’ve heard good things about it.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Sam: What’d you like Normie?
Norm: A reason to live. Give me another beer.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Sam: Beer, Norm?
Norm: Have I gotten that predictable? Good.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Sam: What’ll you have Normie?
Norm: Well, I’m in a gambling mood Sammy. I’ll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap.
Sam: Looks like beer, Norm.
Norm: Call me Mister Lucky.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: How’s it going Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Poor.
Woody: I’m sorry to hear that.
Norm: No, I mean pour.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Next to Sammy’s life, my life has always appeared dull. Then again, next to a barnacle’s life, my life has always appeared dull.

Life TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: How about a beer, Norm?
Norm: Hey I’m high on life, Coach… of course, beer is my life.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

What would you say to a nice beer, Normie?
Going Down?

Beer As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Hey I’m high on life, Coach… of course, beer is my life.