Quotes and One Liners

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Sam: What’s the story Norm?
Norm: Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: Whatcha up to Norm?
Norm: My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

What would you say to a beer, Norm?
Hi ya, sailor. New in town?

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Can I draw you a beer, Norm?
No, I know what they look like; just pour me one.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Jack Frost nipping at your toes, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Yeah, now let’s get Joe Beer nipping at my liver.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Once the trust goes out of a relationship, it’s really no fun lying to them anymore.

Relationships TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: What’s your most troublesome problem, Norm?
Norm: Well that’s tough to say, Coach. Let’s see I’m overweight, unemployed, separated, depressed, starting to drink too much. My problem is I’ve never been happier.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: What’s the story Mr. Peterson?
Norm: The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let’s cut to the happy ending.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: Hey Norm, how’s the world been treating you?
Norm: Like a baby treats a diaper.

Life Problems TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: Would you like a beer, Norm?
Norm: I’d like to see something in a size 54 sudzy.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Cliff: [to Eric] We swear not a word you say will ever go beyond this room.
Norm: We never go beyond this room.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: Norm: you’re in here every night, doesn’t your wife ever wonder where you’re at?
Norm: Wonders… doesn’t care… but she wonders.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Cliff: Hey, Norm: What’s up?
Norm: My blood-alcohol level.

Alcohol TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Sam: What’s new Normie?
Norm: Terrorists, Sam. They’ve taken over my stomach and they’re demanding beer.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Sam: What’s going down, Normie?
Norm: My butt cheeks on that bar stool.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

What would you say to a beer, Normie?
Daddy wuvs you.”

Beer As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Science is seeking a cure for thirst and I happen to be the guinea pig.

Beer TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers” Thirst

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Next to Sammy’s life, my life has always appeared dull. Then again, next to a barnacle’s life, my life has always appeared dull.

Life TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Sam: How’s life in the fast lane?
Norm: Beats me, I can’t find the on ramp.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Life TV/Movie Quotes

Whaddya say, Norm?
Well, I never met a beer I didn’t drink.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor