Quotes and One Liners

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Cliff: [to Eric] We swear not a word you say will ever go beyond this room.
Norm: We never go beyond this room.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Cliff: I have impossibly high standards for a woman.
Norm: Yeah, she has to like you.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: What can I do for you, Norm?
Norm: I am going to need something to kill time before my second beer. How about a first one?

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: What’s going on Mr. Peterson?
Norm: The question is, “What’s going in Mr. Peterson?” A beer please, Woody.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Please, please, do you think I would behave this way in your home?

TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers” Listening to Sam and Diane squabbling

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: Would you like a beer, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: No, I’d like a dead cat in a glass.

Beer As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: How’s it going Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Poor.
Woody: I’m sorry to hear that.
Norm: No, I mean pour.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: How about a beer, Norm?
Norm: Hey I’m high on life, Coach… of course, beer is my life.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

[To Norm, coming in from the rain] Still pouring, Norm?
That’s funny, I was about to ask you the same thing.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Once the trust goes out of a relationship, it’s really no fun lying to them anymore.

TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in television show “Cheers” Trust

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

How’s life treating you?
It’s not, Sammy, but you can.

Beer TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers” Treat

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: Can I pour you a beer Mr. Peterson?
Norm: A little early isn’t it, Woody?
Woody: For a beer?
Norm: No, for stupid questions.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: What’s your most troublesome problem, Norm?
Norm: Well that’s tough to say, Coach. Let’s see I’m overweight, unemployed, separated, depressed, starting to drink too much. My problem is I’ve never been happier.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Once the trust goes out of a relationship, it’s really no fun lying to them anymore.

Relationships TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

It’s a dog-eat-dog world, Sammy, and I’m wearing Milk-Bone underwear.

Life Problems TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: What’s up?
Norm: The warranty on my liver.

Alcohol TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: What’s going on Mr. Peterson?
Norm: A flashing sign in my gut that says, ‘Insert beer here.’

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Sam: How’s life in the fast lane?
Norm: Beats me, I can’t find the on ramp.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Life TV/Movie Quotes

What’d you say, Norm?
Any cheap, tawdry thing that will get me a beer.

Beer As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: What’s new, Norm?
Norm: I need something to hold me over until my second beer.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor