Quotes and One Liners

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: How’s life treating you Norm?
Norm: Like I just ran over its dog.

Beer Life TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Sam: How’s life treating you Norm?
Norm: Like it caught me sleeping with its wife.

Life TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: What’s going on, Mr. Peterson?
Another layer for the winter, Woody.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

How’s life treating you?
It’s not, Sammy, but you can.

Beer TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers” Treat

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

What would you say to a nice beer, Normie?
Going Down?

Beer As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Science is seeking a cure for thirst and I happen to be the guinea pig.

Beer TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers” Thirst

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

How’s about a beer, Norm?
That’s that amber sudsy stuff, right? I’ve heard good things about it.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: What’s the story Mr. Peterson?
Norm: The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let’s cut to the happy ending.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: Whatcha up to Norm?
Norm: My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Sam: What’s new Normie?
Norm: Terrorists, Sam. They’ve taken over my stomach and they’re demanding beer.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: How you doing, Norm?
Norm: Coach: I’m on top of the world… it’s a dismal spot in Greenland somewhere.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: What’s your most troublesome problem, Norm?
Norm: Well that’s tough to say, Coach. Let’s see I’m overweight, unemployed, separated, depressed, starting to drink too much. My problem is I’ve never been happier.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: Beer, Normie?
Norm: Coach: I don’t know. I’ll have one next week… what the heck, I’m young.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Sam: How’s life in the fast lane?
Norm: Beats me, I can’t find the on ramp.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Life TV/Movie Quotes

Jack Frost nipping at your toes, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Yeah, now let’s get Joe Beer nipping at my liver.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

What’ll it be, Normie?
Just the usual, Coach… I’ll have a froth of beer and a snorkel.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Please, please, do you think I would behave this way in your home?

TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers” Listening to Sam and Diane squabbling

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Sam: What’s shaking Norm?
Norm: All four cheeks & a couple of chins.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Women… can’t live with ‘em… pass the beer nuts.

TV/Movie Quotes Women As Norm Peterson in “Cheers” Beer nuts

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: Norm: you’re in here every night, doesn’t your wife ever wonder where you’re at?
Norm: Wonders… doesn’t care… but she wonders.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor