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Coach: What’s new, Norm?

Norm: I need something to hold me over until my second beer.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer TV/Movie Quotes

Coach: What’s going on, Norm?

Norm: Science is seeking a cure for thirst and I happen to be the guinea pig.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
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How’s life treating you?

It’s not, Sammy, but you can.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
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Sam: What’d you like Normie?

Norm: A reason to live. Give me another beer.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
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Coach: What will it be, Normie?

Norm: A transfusion with a head on it.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
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Coach: Hey Norm, how’s the world been treating you?

Norm: Like a baby treats a diaper.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
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Coach: Would you like a beer, Norm?

Norm: I’d like to see something in a size 54 sudzy.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
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Sam: What’s the story Norm?

Norm: Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
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Please, please, do you think I would behave this way in your home?

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
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How’s a beer sound, Norm?

I dunno, I usually finish them before they get a word in.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
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It’s a dog-eat-dog world, Sammy, and I’m wearing Milk-Bone underwear.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
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Women… can’t live with ‘em… pass the beer nuts.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
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Cliff: I have impossibly high standards for a woman.

Norm: Yeah, she has to like you.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
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Cliff: [to Eric] We swear not a word you say will ever go beyond this room.

Norm: We never go beyond this room.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
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What would you say to a nice beer, Normie?

Going Down?

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
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Whaddya say, Norm?

Well, I never met a beer I didn’t drink.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
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Sam: What’s new Normie?

Norm: Terrorists, Sam. They’ve taken over my stomach and they’re demanding beer.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
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Call me old-fashioned Cliff, but the only thing I like floating in my beer is my liver.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
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Sam: How’s life treating you Norm?

Norm: Like it caught me sleeping with its wife.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Life TV/Movie Quotes

[To Norm, coming in from the rain] Still pouring, Norm?

That’s funny, I was about to ask you the same thing.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
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I not only get recognized – I get recognized from behind.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
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