Author: Gerald Ford

I watch a lot of baseball on the radio.

(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president

I love sports; whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio.

(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president

President Carter speaks loudly and carries a fly spotter… a fly swasher… it’s been a long day.

(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president

I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.

(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president

Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.

(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president

… that is what has made America last these past 200 centuries.

(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president

He doesn't die his hair – he's just prematurely orange.

(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president

If Lincoln were alive today, he’d roll over in his grave.

(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president

That is what has made America last these past 200 centuries.

(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president

I know I’m getting better at golf because I’m hitting fewer spectators.

(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president

I had pro offers from the Detroit Lions and Green Bay Packers, who were pretty hard up for linemen in those days. If I had gone into professional football the name Jerry Ford might have been a household word today.

(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president