Author: Gilda Radner

Fame changes a lot of things, but it can't change a light bulb.

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress

If humor was the foundation of my life, men were definitely the first floor.

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress

What is all this talk about the Supreme Court decision on a deaf penalty?

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress

What’s all this talk I’ve been hearing about busting school children?

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress

What’s all this fuss I’ve been hearing about an eagle rights amendment?’

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress

I base most of my fashion sense on whether or not it itches.

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress

What’s all this fuss I’ve been hearing about the presidential erection?

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress

What’s all this I hear about endangered feces?

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress

What’s all this talk I’ve been hearing about violins on television?’

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress

What’s all this fuss I’ve been hearing about conserving our natural racehorses?

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress