Author: Gregg Rogell

I quit smoking ’cause I want to live, and now that I’m not smoking, I don’t want to live anymore.

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Activities Life

You take 10 Jews at random and put 'em on a basketball court, you get a real estate seminar.

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People

Did you ever say something and wish you could take it back?… something like, 'Yeah, I'm a Jew, what are you skinheads going to do about it?'

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Communication Speech