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[Caddyshack] was a six-million-dollar scholarship to film school.

(1944 – 2014) American actor, director & writer

Education Entertainment Film "Caddyshack"

Doug probably fell while he was looking for a place to jump.

(1944 – 2014) American actor, director & writer

Situations Irony On the death [by accidental fall] of friend Douglas Kenney

Army recruiter: Have you ever been convicted of a felony or a misdemeanor? That’s robbery, rape, car theft, that sort of thing.
Ziskey: Never convicted.

(1944 – 2014) American actor, director & writer

Crime TV/Movie Quotes As Russell Ziskey in “Stripes”

I want you guys to know that if we ever get into real heavy combat… I'll be right behind you guys. Every step of the way.

(1944 – 2014) American actor, director & writer

TV/Movie Quotes War As Russell Ziskey in “Stripes”

I feel like the floor of a taxi cab.

(1944 – 2014) American actor, director & writer

TV/Movie Quotes As Dr. Egon Spengler in “Ghostbusters”

Acting is all about big hair and funny props… all the great actors knew it.

(1944 – 2014) American actor, director & writer

Acting Entertainment

John Winger: I’ve had an interesting morning. In the last two hours I’ve lost my job, my apartment, my car, and my girlfriend.
Ziskey: You still have your health.

(1944 – 2014) American actor, director & writer

TV/Movie Quotes As Russell Ziskey in “Stripes”

John Winger: C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like going into Wisconsin.
Ziskey: Well I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it!

(1944 – 2014) American actor, director & writer

TV/Movie Quotes As Russell Ziskey in “Stripes”