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Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it.

Helen Rowland

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.

Helen Rowland

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

Characteristics Honesty Husbands Lies

It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.

Helen Rowland

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

Family Mothers People Relationships Time Women Twenty years

Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her, when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her.

Helen Rowland

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

Men People Women Kiss

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

Helen Rowland

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

Men People Women

The man’s desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.

Helen Rowland

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

Characteristics Men People Relationships Sons

To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Helen Rowland

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

Emotions Happiness Love People Women Understand

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.

Helen Rowland

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

Emotions Intelligence Love Common sense Imagination Uncorking

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

Helen Rowland

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

Communication Husbands Marriage Speech Time Wives Newspapers

One man's folly is another man's wife.

Helen Rowland

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

Men People Wives Folly Infidelity

After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.

Helen Rowland

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

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Author: Helen Rowland Page 2

Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it.

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.

It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.

Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her, when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her.

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

The man’s desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.

To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

One man's folly is another man's wife.

After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.