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To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Helen Rowland

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others.

Helen Rowland

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

Marriage People Women Dread Separation

Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.

Helen Rowland

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

Marriage Bargain

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature; and another woman to help him forget them.

Helen Rowland

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

Intelligence Memory Men People Women Appeal Better side

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

Helen Rowland

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

Communication Husbands Marriage Speech Time Wives Newspapers

Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her, when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her.

Helen Rowland

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

Men People Women Kiss

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they don't understand one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.

Helen Rowland

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

Divorce Marriage Understanding

Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.

Helen Rowland

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

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To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning but to a man it is the beginning of the end.

Helen Rowland

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

People Relationships Time Women Beginning End Kissing

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.

Helen Rowland

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

Emotions Intelligence Love Common sense Imagination Uncorking

The man’s desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.

Helen Rowland

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

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Author: Helen Rowland Page 2

To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others.

Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature; and another woman to help him forget them.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her, when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her.

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they don't understand one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.

Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.

To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning but to a man it is the beginning of the end.

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.

The man’s desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.