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Author: Henry Longhurst
One of the finest sights in the world: the other man's ball dropping in the water – preferably so that he can see it but cannot quite reach it and has therefore to leave it there, thus rendering himself so mad that he loses the next hole as well.
Henry Longhurst
British golf writer & commentator
Golf
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If you call on God to improve the results of a shot while it is still in motion, you are using “an outside agency” and subject to appropriate penalties under the rules of golf.
Henry Longhurst
British golf writer & commentator
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It'll take three good ones to be on in two today, Sir.
Henry Longhurst
British golf writer & commentator
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Reporting a caddie's advice when playing into a stiff breeze
Golfing excellence goes hand in hand with alcohol, as many an Open and Amateur champion has shown.
Henry Longhurst
British golf writer & commentator
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