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Author: Henry Miller
Actors die so loud.
Henry Miller
(1891 – 1980) novelist & painter
Death
Entertainment
Actors
You can travel fifty thousand miles in America without once tasting a piece of good bread.
Henry Miller
(1891 – 1980) novelist & painter
Activities
America
Food/Drink
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Travel
Bread
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation… the other eight are unimportant.
Henry Miller
(1891 – 1980) novelist & painter
Sex
Reincarnation
Americans can eat garbage, provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup, mustard, chili sauce, Tabasco sauce, cayenne pepper, or any other condiment which destroys the original flavor of the dish.
Henry Miller
(1891 – 1980) novelist & painter
Eating
Food/Drink
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Americans