Author: Homer Simpson Page 3

Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.

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Intelligence TV/Movie Quotes Understanding

The problem in the world today is communication… too much communication.

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Communication TV/Movie Quotes

Operator – give me the number for 911!

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TV/Movie Quotes

I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.

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Conflict Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes War

Aah beer, the cause of – and solution to – all life’s problems. 

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Beer TV/Movie Quotes

Marge, you can't keep blaming yourself; just blame yourself once, then move on.

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TV/Movie Quotes

Here's to alcohol: the source of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

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Alcohol Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family.

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Family TV/Movie Quotes

I wish God were alive to see this.

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God TV/Movie Quotes

If it doesn't have Siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair.

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TV/Movie Quotes

All right, brain, you don’t like me, and I don’t like you, but let's just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.

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People Self TV/Movie Quotes

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.

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Entertainment Television TV/Movie Quotes

It’s so simple to be wise… just thing of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

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Intelligence TV/Movie Quotes Wisdom

Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs.

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Drugs TV/Movie Quotes

Roads are just a suggestion Marge, just like pants.

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Things TV/Movie Quotes

English? Who needs that? I’m never going to England.

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Communication England Language Places

Internet – they have that on computers now?

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TV/Movie Quotes

I think I've figured this balloon thing out, Marge. It can go up and down, but not side to side or back in time.

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Things TV/Movie Quotes

I’d be a vegetarian if bacon grew on trees.

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Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!

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Miscellaneous TV/Movie Quotes

It takes two to lie, Marge. One to lie and one to listen.

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Lies TV/Movie Quotes