Author: Homer Simpson Page 5

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family.

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Family TV/Movie Quotes

That horse had better win, or else we're taking a trip to the glue factory… and he won't get to come.

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TV/Movie Quotes

A woman is a lot like a refrigerator: 6 feet tall, 300 pounds… it makes ice.

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TV/Movie Quotes Women

My dreams have been shattered into shards of a broken dream.

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TV/Movie Quotes

My favorite kind of wild animal is on a plate.

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Animals TV/Movie Quotes

I'm like that guy who single-handedly built the rocket & flew to the moon. What was his name? Apollo Creed?

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Miscellaneous Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing!

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TV/Movie Quotes Work

It takes two to lie, Marge. One to lie and one to listen.

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Lies TV/Movie Quotes

What’s the point of having children if you can’t buy their love?

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Children Emotions Family Love TV/Movie Quotes

If God didn't want me to eat chicken in church, then he would have made gluttony a sin.

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TV/Movie Quotes

We can hike anytime; this is our chance to see cars driving.

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Activities TV/Movie Quotes

I've got to get out of this rut and back in the groove.

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Life TV/Movie Quotes