Author: Homer Simpson Page 5

Marge, your cooking only has two moves: Shake and Bake.

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Cooking TV/Movie Quotes

You’re everywhere. You’re omnivorous.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I wish God were alive to see this.

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God TV/Movie Quotes

Marge, you know it's rude to talk when my mouth is full.

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I'm like that guy who single-handedly built the rocket & flew to the moon. What was his name? Apollo Creed?

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Miscellaneous Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

All right, brain, you don’t like me, and I don’t like you, but let's just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.

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People Self TV/Movie Quotes

If the Bible has taught us anything – which it hasn't – it's that girls should stick to girl's sports like hot oil wrestling…

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Girls Sports TV/Movie Quotes

Donuts… is there anything they can't do?

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TV/Movie Quotes

Note to self: Stop. Doing. Anything.

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Self TV/Movie Quotes

I have a great new motivation technique, it is donuts, and the possibility of more donuts.

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TV/Movie Quotes

I’d be a vegetarian if bacon grew on trees.

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Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

If The Flintstones has taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement.

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