Author: Jackie Mason

England is the only country in the world where the food is more dangerous than the sex.

(1934 – ) comedian
Food/Drink Places Sex

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.

(1934 – ) comedian
England People Places

Money is not the most important thing in the world, love is… fortunately, I love money.

(1934 – ) comedian
Emotions Love Money

It's no longer a question of staying healthy; it's a question of finding a sickness you like.

(1934 – ) comedian
Health

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

(1934 – ) comedian
Money Poverty