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Author: Jerry Coleman Page 2
From the way Denny’s shaking his head, he’s either got an injured shoulder or a gnat in his eye.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
He slides into second with a stand up double.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
There is someone warming up in the Giants’ bullpen, but he’s obscured by his number.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Turner pulls into second with a sun-blown double.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
I’ve never seen a game like this; every game this year has been like this.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Umpires
Edwards missed getting Stearns at third base by an eyeball.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
He can be lethal death.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Death
Misspokements
Tito Fuentes is safe at second with a triple.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Reggie Smith of the Dodgers and Gary Matthews of the homers hit Braves in that game.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
At the end, excitement maintained its hysteria.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Misspokements
Billy Almon has all of his inlaws and outlaws here this afternoon.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Family
Misspokements
Relationships
Well, it looks like the all-star balloting is about over, especially in the National and American Leagues.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
All the Padres need is a flyball in the air.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th century.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
The Phillies beat the Cubs today in a doubleheader and that puts another keg in the Cubs’ coffin.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
(He’s) is wearing his hair differently this year, short and with curls like Randy Jones wears… I think you call it a Frisbee.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Appearance
Hair
Misspokements
You never ask why you’ve been fired because if you do, they’re liable to tell you.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Misspokements
(Bruce) Benedict may not be hurt as much as he really is.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Misspokements
Sports
Injuries
(They) should know each other like a book; they’ve been ex-teammates for years now.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Misspokements
Ron Guidry is not very big, maybe 140 pounds, but he has an arm like a lion.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
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