Author: Jerry Coleman Page 2

I sure hope you’re staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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(He) started out here with the Astros and before that he was with the Orioles.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Trailing 5-1, the Padres added an insurance run in the eighth inning.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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If ever an error had ‘F’ written on it, that grounder did.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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You never ask why you’ve been fired because if you do, they’re liable to tell you.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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The Cards lead the Dodgers 4-2 after one inning and that one hasn’t even started.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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(He) simply lost that sun-blown popup.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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When you lose your hands, you can’t play baseball.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Well, it looks like the all-star balloting is about over, especially in the National and American Leagues.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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They’ve taken the foot off Johnny Grubb… uh, they’ve taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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He can be lethal death.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Eric Show will be oh-for-ten if that pop fly comes down.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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He slides into second with a stand up double.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Templeton is as hot as you can be and still walk!

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Enos Cabell started here with the Astros… and before that he was with the Orioles.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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They throw Winfield out at second, but he’s safe.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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There’s someone warming up in the bullpen, but he’s obscured by his number.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Edwards missed getting Stearns at third base by an eyeball.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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