Author: Jerry Coleman Page 3

That’s the fourth extra base hit for the Padres – two doubles and a triple.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Ozzie Smith just made a play that I have never seen before; and he’s done it more times than anyone else.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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I don’t mean he missed him, but he just didn’t get him when he put the tag on him.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th century.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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(He) started out here with the Astros and before that he was with the Orioles.

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That’s Hendrick’s 19th home run; one more and he reaches double figures.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Finley is going over to get a new piece of bat.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th century.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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I’ve never seen a game like this; every game this year has been like this.

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He could hit better with a broken arm than we could with two good arms.

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When you lose your hands, you can’t play baseball.

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Davis fouls out to third in fair territory.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Turner pulls into second with a sun-blown double.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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All the Padres need is a fly ball in the air.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Larry Lintz steals second standing up… he slid, but he didn’t have to.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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There's a deep fly ball… Winfield goes back, back… his head hits the wall… it's rolling towards second base.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Richards swings, the ball bounces foul and hits him in the head… no harm done.

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The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field… no, wait a minute… it’s ball one… low and outside.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Pretty soon somebody will come out of the dugout with a fork and get him.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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The final score after eight innings is Giants 3, Padres 2.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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