Author: Jerry Coleman Page 3

Pete Rose has three thousand hits and three thousand fourteen overall.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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There's a deep fly ball… Winfield goes back, back… his head hits the wall… it's rolling towards second base.

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Zane Smith is a guy who can shut you out as well as look at you.

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Richards swings, the ball bounces foul and hits him in the head… no harm done.

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Ozzie makes a leaping, diving stop, shovels to Fernando and everybody drops everything.

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(Willie) McCovey swings and misses, and it’s fouled back.

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I challenge anyone, even with a radar machine, to hit that slider.

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That home run ties it up, 1-0.

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Mike Caldwell, the Padres’ right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.

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Pretty soon somebody will come out of the dugout with a fork and get him.

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The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field… no, wait a minute… it’s ball one… low and outside.

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Enos Cabell started here with the Astros… and before that he was with the Orioles.

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It was gone before it got outta here; it was going that fast.

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The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th century.

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Trailing 5-1, the Padres added an insurance run in the eighth inning.

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If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement.

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Larry Lintz steals second standing up… he slid, but he didn’t have to.

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Davis fouls out to third in fair territory.

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A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.

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There’s someone warming up in the bullpen, but he’s obscured by his number.

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He could hit better with a broken arm than we could with two good arms.

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