Author: Jerry Coleman Page 3

Edwards missed getting Stearns at third base by an eyeball.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Ozzie makes a leaping, diving stop, shovels to Fernando and everybody drops everything.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Trailing 5-1, the Padres added an insurance run in the eighth inning.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Hector Torres, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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If (Pete) Rose’s streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck.

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There is someone warming up in the Giants’ bullpen, but he’s obscured by his number.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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I challenge anyone, even with a radar machine, to hit that slider.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Over the course of a season, a miscue will cost you more than a good play.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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I don’t mean he missed him, but he just didn’t get him when he put the tag on him.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Well, it looks like the all-star balloting is about over, especially in the National and American Leagues.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Davis fouls out to third in fair territory.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Tony Taylor was one of the first acquisitions that the Phillies made when they reconstructed their team; they got him from Philadelphia.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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I’ve never seen a game like this; every game this year has been like this.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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The Cards lead the Dodgers 4-2 after one inning and that one hasn’t even started.

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Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.

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Reggie Smith of the Dodgers and Gary Matthews of the homers hit Braves in that game.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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That’s Hendrick’s 19th home run; one more and he reaches double figures.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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