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Author: Jerry Coleman Page 3
(He) started out here with the Astros and before that he was with the Orioles.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Misspokements
Sports
Hector Torres, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Communication
Language
Misspokements
Mexican
Spanish
Kent Abbott is in the on-deck
circuit.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Malaprops
Sports
Circle
Edwards missed getting Stearns at third base by an eyeball.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
He could hit better with a broken arm than we could with two good arms.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Sports
Hitting
Of Ted Williams
Enos Cabell started here with the Astros… and before that he was with the Orioles.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Finley is going over to get a new piece of bat.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
I’ve never seen a game like this; every game this year has been like this.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Willie Davis is not as young as he used to be.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Misspokements
Larry Lintz steals second standing up… he slid, but he didn’t have to.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
The Cards lead the Dodgers 4-2 after one inning and that one hasn’t even started.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
They’ve taken the foot off Johnny Grubb… uh, they’ve taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Injuries
That’s the fourth extra base hit for the Padres – two doubles and a triple.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
They throw Winfield out at second, but he’s safe.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Grubb goes back, back… he’s under the warning track and makes the play.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Last night's homer was Willie Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Jesus Alou is in the on-deck
circus.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Malaprops
Sports
Circle
There's a deep fly ball… Winfield goes back, back… his head hits the wall… it's rolling towards second base.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Mike Caldwell, the Padres’ right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
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