Author: Jerry Coleman Page 4

There is someone warming up in the Giants’ bullpen, but he’s obscured by his number.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Grubb goes back, back… he’s under the warning track and makes the play.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Trailing 5-1, the Padres added an insurance run in the eighth inning.

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A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.

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Richards swings, the ball bounces foul and hits him in the head… no harm done.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Next up is Fernando Gonzales, who is not playing tonight.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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The Cards lead the Dodgers 4-2 after one inning and that one hasn’t even started.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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(They) should know each other like a book; they’ve been ex-teammates for years now.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.

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Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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They throw Winfield out at second, but he’s safe.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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He can be lethal death.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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He slides into second with a stand up double.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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There’s someone warming up in the bullpen, but he’s obscured by his number.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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(He) started out here with the Astros and before that he was with the Orioles.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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I challenge anyone, even with a radar machine, to hit that slider.

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The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th century.

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Sometimes, big trees grow out of acorns; I think I heard that from a squirrel.

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I don’t mean he missed him, but he just didn’t get him when he put the tag on him.

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The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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All the Padres need is a flyball in the air.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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