Author: Jerry Coleman Page 4

Willie Davis is not as young as he used to be.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Turner pulls into second with a sun-blown double.

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They throw Winfield out at second, but he’s safe.

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(He) started out here with the Astros and before that he was with the Orioles.

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There’s a shot up the alley… oh, it’s just foul.

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Eric Show will be oh-for-ten if that pop fly comes down.

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Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus.

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He could hit better with a broken arm than we could with two good arms.

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The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split.

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Sometimes, big trees grow out of acorns; I think I heard that from a squirrel.

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And it’s a long drive down the line to centerfield.

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That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.

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The Cards lead the Dodgers 4-2 after one inning and that one hasn’t even started.

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The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

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(Bruce) Benedict may not be hurt as much as he really is.

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I don’t mean he missed him, but he just didn’t get him when he put the tag on him.

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Ron Guidry is not very big, maybe 140 pounds, but he has an arm like a lion.

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I’ve never seen a game like this; every game this year has been like this.

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Trailing 5-1, the Padres added an insurance run in the eighth inning.

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Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.

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Over the course of a season, a miscue will cost you more than a good play.

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