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Author: ‘Jethro’ Geoffrey Rowe
I was [having sex] with this girl… and it was pretty wild; I explained to her that I’d not had it in 2 years because I’d been in the VD clinic.. she replied ‘How’s the food? … I’m going in tomorrow!’
‘Jethro’ Geoffrey Rowe
(1948 – ) British stand-up comedian
Health
Sex
VD
I lent my wife a thousand pounds to have plastic surgery; now I can’t get the money back and I don’t know who to look for.
‘Jethro’ Geoffrey Rowe
(1948 – ) British stand-up comedian
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Alcohol killed my first wife… I got home drunk one night and shot her.
‘Jethro’ Geoffrey Rowe
(1948 – ) British stand-up comedian
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