Author: Jim Carrey

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

(1962 – ) Canadian-American actor & comedian
Men People Success Women

Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.

(1962 – ) Canadian-American actor & comedian
Family Relationships

Hi, I’m looking for Ray Finkle. [a shotgun cocks and is pointed at his head] … and a clean pair of shorts.

(1962 – ) Canadian-American actor & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

If I’m not back in five minutes… just wait longer.

(1962 – ) Canadian-American actor & comedian
Time TV/Movie Quotes