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Author: Jimmy Greaves
He's looking around at himself.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
Misspokements
He hit the post, and after the game people are going to say, well, he hit the post.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
Colemanballs
Portsmouth are at Huddersfield, which is always away.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
Colemanballs
The only thing Norwich didn't get was the goal that they finally got.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
Colemanballs
I’d be surprised if all 22 players are on the field at the end of the game – one’s already been sent off.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
Colemanballs
We signed to play until the day we died, and we did.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
Colemanballs
We are really the victims of our own problems.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
Misspokements
Let's close our eyes and see what happens.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
Misspokements
Ian St John to Greaves: Is he speaking to you yet?
Greaves: Not yet, but I hope to be incommunicado with him in a very short space of time.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
Colemanballs
£5.3 million is a large loaf to be throwing away before a ball's been kicked.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
Colemanballs
I think Charlie George was one of Arsenal’s all time great players; a lot of people might not agree with that, but I personally do.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
Colemanballs
The only thing Norwich didn’t get was the goal that they finally got.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
Colemanballs