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She is there, behind the rich and powerful… beside the rich and powerful… under the rich and powerful.

(1946 – ) English actress, model & author

TV/Movie Quotes As Patsy in “Absolutely Fabulous” Of her sister

Eddie: [to Saffy] Oh, darling, Mummy loves you. On the day you were born I knew I wanted you…
Patsy: However, the day after…

(1946 – ) English actress, model & author

TV/Movie Quotes As Patsy in “Absolutely Fabulous”

Edina: Patsy went out with Keith Moon, sweetie.
Patsy: Well, I say went out; I woke up underneath him in a hotel bedroom once.

(1946 – ) English actress, model & author

TV/Movie Quotes As Patsy in “Absolutely Fabulous”

One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high the world’s your gynecologist.

(1946 – ) English actress, model & author

TV/Movie Quotes As Patsy in “Absolutely Fabulous”

The last mosquito that bit me had to book in to the Betty Ford clinic.

(1946 – ) English actress, model & author

Alcohol Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes As Patsy in “Absolutely Fabulous”

She was so anally retentive she couldn’t sit down for fear of sucking up the furniture.

(1946 – ) English actress, model & author

TV/Movie Quotes As Patsy in “Absolutely Fabulous”