Author: Joey Bishop

Peter Marshall: True or false… Pat Boone recently admitted to Johnny Carson that milk upsets his stomach?

Joey Bishop: Pat Boone hasn’t admitted anything to anybody in the last 30 years.

(1918 – 2007) American entertainer, actor & television host
Hollywood Squares

My doctor is wonderful; once, when I couldn’t afford an operation, he touched up the X-rays.

(1918 – 2007) American entertainer, actor & television host
Doctors Health Money

Peter Marshall: Can you get milk and butter from a camel?

Joey Bishop: You have to have a high stool.

(1918 – 2007) American entertainer, actor & television host
Hollywood Squares