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Author: John Daly
I can tell you one thing. I've done this my way. I don't have anybody to blame for this win but me, and I love it.
John Daly
professional golfer
Golf
Sports
I don't have anywhere to put my elbows when I putt now.
John Daly
professional golfer
Golf
Sports
On how his weight loss affected his game
Do I have to know rules and all that crap? Then forget it.
John Daly
professional golfer
Golf
Sports
When asked whether he'd like to join the Royal and Ancient Golf Club
I enjoy the oohs! and aahs! from the gallery when I hit my drives; but I'm getting pretty tired of the awws! and uhhs! when I miss the putt.
John Daly
professional golfer
Golf
Sports
I spent $3 million on drink and $3 million on gambling, but I wasted the rest.
John Daly
professional golfer
Golf
Sports
I couldn’t care less about all those fiction stories about what happened in the year 1500 or 1600. Half of them aren’t even true.
John Daly
professional golfer
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