Author: John Mahoney

Time to cleanse my palette – I’m gonna get a beer.

(1940 – 2018) English-American actor & comedian
Beer Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

Frasier: And where the hell do you think you’re going?

Martin: To sit in the tub with a toaster and wait for the power to come back on.

(1940 – 2018) English-American actor & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

Bebe: You’re even more handsome than the last time I saw you. If I were twenty years older, they couldn’t keep me away from you.

Martin: That’s why I keep this cane.

(1940 – 2018) English-American actor & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

Hey, for your information, people of our generation think sex is a private thing. And I still think that’s a pretty healthy way of looking at it. Sex is something between you and the person you’re doing it to!

(1940 – 2018) English-American actor & comedian
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

Leave it to the Germans – even their appliances crave power.

(1940 – 2018) English-American actor & comedian
Places TV/Movie Quotes

To you Niles, a sketchy neighborhood is when the cheese shop doesn’t have valet parking.

(1940 – 2018) English-American actor & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes