Author: John McKay

With so many Super Bowl rings, maybe they'll all retire and go into the jewelry business.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports

You guys don't know the difference between a football and a Mercedes-Benz.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports

A genius in the NFL is a guy who won last week.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports

I had an advantage – I slept with his mother.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
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Hold when you're at home and don't hold when you're on the road.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports

The bus leaves in an hour – anyone who needs a shower, take one.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports

They were absolutely horrible and that’s the best thing I can say. Besides that they were bad.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports

You draw Xs and Os on a blackboard and that's not so difficult… I can even do it with my left hand.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports

He's not twins.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports

If a contest had 97 prizes, the 98th would be a trip to Green Bay.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports

Every time I look up, it seems we're punting.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports

Let's go out there and win one for the quipper.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports

God's busy; they'll have to make do with me.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports

Three or four plane crashes and we're in the playoffs.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports

He may be the only kicker to kick and collect Social Security at the same time.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Age Football Old Sports

Intensity is a lot of guys that run fast.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports

I keep a picture of O. J. Simpson at my side at all times to remind me of the days when I knew how to coach.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports

You usually wind up staying up all night, or until your best player comes in.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports

We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports

Opening games make me nervous; to tell the truth, I’d rather open with our second game.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
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I told my team it doesn't matter… there are 750 million people in China who don't even know this game was played. The next day, a guy called me from China and asked, 'What happened, Coach?

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports