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You draw Xs and Os on a blackboard and that's not so difficult… I can even do it with my left hand.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports

The only problem with doing the impossible is that everybody expects you to duplicate the impossible.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports

He may be the only kicker to kick and collect Social Security at the same time.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Age Football Old Sports On 41-year-old kicker Jan Stenerud

It’s shattering when a player loses interest in camp. When you lose your interest in standing around eating steaks you lose everything.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports On training camp

God's busy; they'll have to make do with me.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports When asked if his team prayed for victory

Capece is kaput.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports On cutting kicker Bill Capece

If a contest had 97 prizes, the 98th would be a trip to Green Bay.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports On playing in Green Bay Wisconsin

The (orange) uniforms were already picked out by the time I got here. I didn't give it too much thought until I saw our buses and I said, `My God, we're dressed just like that bus.'

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Appearance Clothing Football Sports On the Bucs’ uniforms

We'll have an offensive team and a defensive team, and the other team will be in charge of carrying me off the field.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports On playing a game with only a small number of players

I’ll probably take a little time off and go hide somewhere. We will be back. Maybe not this century, but we will be back.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports After a bad season

We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports

With so many Super Bowl rings, maybe they'll all retire and go into the jewelry business.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports On the '70s Steelers Super Bowl rings

We’ve broken down the expansion teams and they’ve averaged winning 2.7 games their first year, which to me is rather difficult. I figured out the 2, but the .7 has got me wondering what the hell is going on.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports

Underdog, overdog, hotdog; I guess you want to be an underdog – but an underdog with the best team.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports On being an underdog in a playoff game

He is not in a union; he can carry the ball as many times as we want him to… anyway, the ball doesn't weigh that much.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports On O.J. Simpson carrying the ball 47 times in a USC

If you have everyone back from a team that lost 10 games, experience isn't too important.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports

A genius in the NFL is a guy who won last week.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports Coaching Genius

Maybe that will distract the Falcon quarterback.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports On threatening to show up naked for a game against the Atlanta Falcons

The bus leaves in an hour – anyone who needs a shower, take one.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports After a particularly bad loss

It was about three-to-one that I was not an SOB.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports On fan mail he received as a Tampa Bay coach

He's not twins.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports On the weaknesses of All-star linebacker Hugh Green

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Author: John McKay Page 2

You draw Xs and Os on a blackboard and that's not so difficult… I can even do it with my left hand.

The only problem with doing the impossible is that everybody expects you to duplicate the impossible.

He may be the only kicker to kick and collect Social Security at the same time.

It’s shattering when a player loses interest in camp. When you lose your interest in standing around eating steaks you lose everything.

God's busy; they'll have to make do with me.

Capece is kaput.

If a contest had 97 prizes, the 98th would be a trip to Green Bay.

The (orange) uniforms were already picked out by the time I got here. I didn't give it too much thought until I saw our buses and I said, `My God, we're dressed just like that bus.'

We'll have an offensive team and a defensive team, and the other team will be in charge of carrying me off the field.

I’ll probably take a little time off and go hide somewhere. We will be back. Maybe not this century, but we will be back.

We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking.

With so many Super Bowl rings, maybe they'll all retire and go into the jewelry business.

We’ve broken down the expansion teams and they’ve averaged winning 2.7 games their first year, which to me is rather difficult. I figured out the 2, but the .7 has got me wondering what the hell is going on.

Underdog, overdog, hotdog; I guess you want to be an underdog – but an underdog with the best team.

He is not in a union; he can carry the ball as many times as we want him to… anyway, the ball doesn't weigh that much.

If you have everyone back from a team that lost 10 games, experience isn't too important.

A genius in the NFL is a guy who won last week.

Maybe that will distract the Falcon quarterback.

The bus leaves in an hour – anyone who needs a shower, take one.

It was about three-to-one that I was not an SOB.

He's not twins.