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You guys don't know the difference between a football and a Mercedes-Benz.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Hold when you're at home and don't hold when you're on the road.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports On his team's blocking strategy

The only problem with doing the impossible is that everybody expects you to duplicate the impossible.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports

When I was duck hunting with Bear Bryant, he shot at one but it kept flying.
"John," he said, "There flies a dead duck…"
Now, that's confidence.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports Bear Bryant Confidence

I don't think he's got much of a future here, because I plan on going to all the games.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports When informed that his kicker was nervous about McKay watching him

Statistics and records are baseball talk; they keep records like most times sliding into second base on a Tuesday.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Baseball Football Sports Records Statistics

There aren't many secrets in coaching…. well, there's one secret: Get a guy like Warrick Dunn, throw him a screen pass and watch him run 52 yards with it.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports Coaching

Kickers are like horse manure. They're all over the place.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports Kickers

Maybe that will distract the Falcon quarterback.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports On threatening to show up naked for a game against the Atlanta Falcons

You draw Xs and Os on a blackboard and that's not so difficult… I can even do it with my left hand.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports

Underdog, overdog, hotdog; I guess you want to be an underdog – but an underdog with the best team.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports On being an underdog in a playoff game

We’ve broken down the expansion teams and they’ve averaged winning 2.7 games their first year, which to me is rather difficult. I figured out the 2, but the .7 has got me wondering what the hell is going on.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports

Intensity is a lot of guys that run fast.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports Intensity

A genius in the NFL is a guy who won last week.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports Coaching Genius

Emotion is highly overrated in football. My wife Corky is emotional as hell but can't play football worth a damn.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Emotions Football Sports

Every time I look up, it seems we're punting.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports On the Tampa Bay Buccaneers’ early games

It’s shattering when a player loses interest in camp. When you lose your interest in standing around eating steaks you lose everything.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports On training camp

I had an advantage – I slept with his mother.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Children Family Football Mothers Sports On recruiting his son John to play for USC and then the Buccaneers

Capece is kaput.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports On cutting kicker Bill Capece

You usually wind up staying up all night, or until your best player comes in.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports On why he rarely had bed checks

We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports

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Author: John McKay Page 2

You guys don't know the difference between a football and a Mercedes-Benz.

Hold when you're at home and don't hold when you're on the road.

The only problem with doing the impossible is that everybody expects you to duplicate the impossible.

When I was duck hunting with Bear Bryant, he shot at one but it kept flying.
"John," he said, "There flies a dead duck…"
Now, that's confidence.

I don't think he's got much of a future here, because I plan on going to all the games.

Statistics and records are baseball talk; they keep records like most times sliding into second base on a Tuesday.

There aren't many secrets in coaching…. well, there's one secret: Get a guy like Warrick Dunn, throw him a screen pass and watch him run 52 yards with it.

Kickers are like horse manure. They're all over the place.

Maybe that will distract the Falcon quarterback.

You draw Xs and Os on a blackboard and that's not so difficult… I can even do it with my left hand.

Underdog, overdog, hotdog; I guess you want to be an underdog – but an underdog with the best team.

We’ve broken down the expansion teams and they’ve averaged winning 2.7 games their first year, which to me is rather difficult. I figured out the 2, but the .7 has got me wondering what the hell is going on.

Intensity is a lot of guys that run fast.

A genius in the NFL is a guy who won last week.

Emotion is highly overrated in football. My wife Corky is emotional as hell but can't play football worth a damn.

Every time I look up, it seems we're punting.

It’s shattering when a player loses interest in camp. When you lose your interest in standing around eating steaks you lose everything.

I had an advantage – I slept with his mother.

Capece is kaput.

You usually wind up staying up all night, or until your best player comes in.

We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking.