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Let's go out there and win one for the quipper.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports Gipper

If a contest had 97 prizes, the 98th would be a trip to Green Bay.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports On playing in Green Bay Wisconsin

It’s shattering when a player loses interest in camp. When you lose your interest in standing around eating steaks you lose everything.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports On training camp

He's not twins.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports On the weaknesses of All-star linebacker Hugh Green

You guys don't know the difference between a football and a Mercedes-Benz.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports To the media after a game [the previous week he had said ‘You guys don't know the difference between a football and a bunch of bananas.’ and a case of bananas was left at his door]

Maybe that will distract the Falcon quarterback.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports On threatening to show up naked for a game against the Atlanta Falcons

With so many Super Bowl rings, maybe they'll all retire and go into the jewelry business.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports On the '70s Steelers Super Bowl rings

Three or four plane crashes and we're in the playoffs.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports After his team broke a 26-game losing streak

A genius in the NFL is a guy who won last week.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports Coaching Genius