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Author: John McKay Page 3
I'm not surprised. The referee is a fine Catholic fellow by the name of Patrick Murphy.
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football
Sports
When asked about the officiating after a series of questionable calls against Notre Dame
If a contest had 97 prizes, the 98th would be a trip to Green Bay.
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football
Sports
On playing in Green Bay Wisconsin
The (orange) uniforms were already picked out by the time I got here. I didn't give it too much thought until I saw our buses and I said, `My God, we're dressed just like that bus.'
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Appearance
Clothing
Football
Sports
On the Bucs’ uniforms
The bus leaves in an hour – anyone who needs a shower, take one.
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football
Sports
After a particularly bad loss
It does not take a rocket scientist to coach a professional football team, but, of course, I was one of the few who happened to be a rocket scientist.
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football
Intelligence
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They were absolutely horrible and that’s the best thing I can say. Besides that they were bad.
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football
Sports
On his team’s poor play
Every time I look up, it seems we're punting.
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football
Sports
On the Tampa Bay Buccaneers’ early games
There aren't many secrets in coaching…. well, there's one secret: Get a guy like Warrick Dunn, throw him a screen pass and watch him run 52 yards with it.
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football
Sports
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I had an advantage – I slept with his mother.
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
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On recruiting his son John to play for USC and then the Buccaneers
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