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You do a lot of praying, but most of the time the answer is “no.”

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Religion Sports On how coaching an expansion team is a religious experience

Opening games make me nervous; to tell the truth, I’d rather open with our second game.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Misspokements Sports

A genius in the NFL is a guy who won last week.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports Coaching Genius

I had an advantage – I slept with his mother.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Children Family Football Mothers Sports On recruiting his son John to play for USC and then the Buccaneers

You guys don't know the difference between a football and a Mercedes-Benz.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports To the media after a game [the previous week he had said ‘You guys don't know the difference between a football and a bunch of bananas.’ and a case of bananas was left at his door]

Kickers are like horse manure. They're all over the place.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports Kickers

He's not twins.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports On the weaknesses of All-star linebacker Hugh Green

The only problem with doing the impossible is that everybody expects you to duplicate the impossible.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports

It was about three-to-one that I was not an SOB.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports On fan mail he received as a Tampa Bay coach