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Author: John von Neumann
There's no sense in being precise when you don't even know what you're talking about.
John von Neumann
(1903 – 1957) Hungarian-American mathematician
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In mathematics you don't understand things… you just get used to them.
John von Neumann
(1903 – 1957) Hungarian-American mathematician
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If people do not believe that mathematics is simple, it is only because they do not realize how complicated life is.
John von Neumann
(1903 – 1957) Hungarian-American mathematician
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It would appear that we have reached the limits of what it is possible to achieve with computer technology, although one should be careful with such statements, as they tend to sound pretty silly in 5 years.
John von Neumann
(1903 – 1957) Hungarian-American mathematician
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