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Author: John Wing Jr.
A Canadian is merely an unarmed American with health care.
John Wing Jr.
Canadian comedian & author
America
Canada
People
Places
Health care
The Canadian military is like Switzerland's… without the knife.
John Wing Jr.
Canadian comedian & author
Canada
Government
I should mention I’m not actually from Canada; my father was just stationed here during the Vietnam War.
John Wing Jr.
Canadian comedian & author
Canada
Places
Vietnam War
Men and women are different; while guy is having sex he's thinking how great it would be with a different woman; while when a woman is having sex she's thinking how lousy it is with this guy.
John Wing Jr.
Canadian comedian & author
Men
People
Sex
Women
And God said: 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on Me; and let there be lawyers so people don't blame everything on Satan.’
John Wing Jr.
Canadian comedian & author
Beliefs
God
Lawyers
Satan