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Author: Johnny Logan
(After playing an exhibition game in Canada, Logan was surprised to learn that even the kids speak French.)
Johnny Logan
professional baseball player
Misspokements
Sports
Reporter: Who do you think is the number one player of all time?
Logan: I’d have to go with the immoral Babe Ruth.
Johnny Logan
professional baseball player
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Babe Ruth
Best player ever? … I’d have to go with the immoral Babe Ruth.
Johnny Logan
professional baseball player
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Rome wasn’t
born
in a day.
Johnny Logan
professional baseball player
Malaprops
Places
Built
Rome
Tonight, we're honoring one of the all-time greats in baseball, Stan Musial; he's
immoral.
Johnny Logan
professional baseball player
Malaprops
Sports
Immortal
Introducing Musial at a banquet
I know the name, but I can’t replace the face.
Johnny Logan
professional baseball player
Appearance
Misspokements
Faces
Names
I will
perish
this trophy forever.
Johnny Logan
professional baseball player
Malaprops
After being presented with an award
Cherish