Author: Jonathan Winters

If God had really intended man to fly, He’d make it easier to get to the airport.

(1925 – 2013) comedian & actor
Activities Travel

If your ship doesn’t come in, swim out to it!

(1925 – 2013) comedian & actor
Life

Peter Marshall: As we grow older, do we use more profanity or less?

Jonathan Winters (as Maudie Frickett): Well, I don’t know, I was pretty foul when I was younger, but that was up in the attic.

(1925 – 2013) comedian & actor
Hollywood Squares

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants.

(1925 – 2013) comedian & actor
Beliefs God

Nothing is impossible; some things are just less likely than others.

(1925 – 2013) comedian & actor
Situations