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Author: Jules Renard
Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money.
Jules Renard
(1864 – 1910) French author
Communication
Money
Reading/Writing
The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse.
Jules Renard
(1864 – 1910) French author
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I finally know what distinguishes man from the other beasts: financial worries.
Jules Renard
(1864 – 1910) French author
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There are moments when everything goes well, but don’t be frightened.
Jules Renard
(1864 – 1910) French author
Fear
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Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
Jules Renard
(1864 – 1910) French author
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Literature is an occupation in which you have to keep proving your talent to people who have none.
Jules Renard
(1864 – 1910) French author
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