Author: Julia Roberts

We went skinny dipping and we did things that frightened the fish.

(1967 – ) American actress & producer

Look, I don’t know shit about shit but I know right from wrong!

(1967 – ) American actress & producer

Vivian: That would make you a… lawyer.
Edward: What makes you think I’m a lawyer?
Vivian: You have that sharp, useless look about you.

(1967 – ) American actress & producer

[At the beginning of the evening] In case I forget to tell you later, I had a really good time tonight.

(1967 – ) American actress & producer

Vivian: You’re late.
Edward Lewis: You’re stunning.
Vivian: You’re forgiven.

(1967 – ) American actress & producer

Edward Lewis: You can’t charge me for directions!

Vivian: I can do anything I want to baby, I ain’t lost.

(1967 – ) American actress & producer

Remember what Daddy always says – an ounce of pretension is worth a pound of manure!

(1967 – ) American actress & producer

I appreciate this whole seduction thing you’ve got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I’m a sure thing.

(1967 – ) American actress & producer

Edward Lewis [after Vivian] answers his call]: I told you not to pick up the phone.
Vivian: Then stop calling me.

(1967 – ) American actress & producer