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Author: Kelsey Grammer

How can we possibly use sex to get what we want? … sex is what we want!

Kelsey Grammer

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

Then Gil and Noel sung a charming duet of “Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better”. They were both wrong.

Kelsey Grammer

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

Reviews/Criticism TV/Movie Quotes As Frasier Crane in “Frasier”

If I had trouble taking orders from a woman, Frederick (his son) would have never been conceived.

Kelsey Grammer

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

TV/Movie Quotes As Frasier Crane in “Frasier”

Sam, I had the most incredible evening. Last night, I dreamed about something – not Diane… well, she was in the background chattering on about something, naked, but the important thing is, I was a therapist again.

Kelsey Grammer

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

TV/Movie Quotes As Frasier Crane in “Cheers”

He tried wearing an allergy tag, but his neck was too weak to support it.

Kelsey Grammer

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

TV/Movie Quotes As Frasier Crane in “Frasier”

Oh, joy, Christmas Eve. By this time tomorrow, millions of Americans, knee-deep in tinsel and wrapping paper will utter those heartfelt words, ‘Is this all I got?’

Kelsey Grammer

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

TV/Movie Quotes As Frasier Crane in “Cheers” Christmas

Norm: Hey, Frasier, you’re a doctor. What happens to old, dead skin?
Frasier: Apparently it sits on barstools and drinks beer all day.

Kelsey Grammer

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

TV/Movie Quotes As Frasier Crane in “Cheers”

This is a woman who thinks the Spanish Inquisition was just tough love for heretics.

Kelsey Grammer

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

Reviews/Criticism TV/Movie Quotes As Frasier Crane in “Frasier”

I know she's a bit touchy about her age – even though it's not the first time she's turned 40.

Kelsey Grammer

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

Age TV/Movie Quotes As Frasier Crane in “Frasier”

I can see you’re still waiting on that spine donor.

Kelsey Grammer

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

TV/Movie Quotes As Frasier Crane in “Frasier”

Catherine: Your wife is really lucky.
Frasier: Well, I’m sure she’d say the same thing, especially now that our marriage is over.

Kelsey Grammer

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

Marriage TV/Movie Quotes As Frasier Crane in “Frasier”

Frasier: I asked Dad to get me a bran muffin. You know what he said to me? “What’s the magic word?”
Niles: You’re kidding.
Frasier: He didn’t think it was very amusing when I said, “Rest home!”

Kelsey Grammer

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

TV/Movie Quotes As Frasier Crane in “Frasier”

With the Crane boys genes and Lilith’s contribution, I’m not sure the NFL is holding it’s breath.

Kelsey Grammer

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

TV/Movie Quotes As Frasier Crane in “Frasier” Of his son

I like her from a distance. You know, the way you like the sun. Maris is like the sun. Except without the warmth.

Kelsey Grammer

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

TV/Movie Quotes As Frasier Crane in “Frasier”

Dad, the odds of me knowing the score to the Mariners game is about the same as you knowing the score to Pacific Overtures.

Kelsey Grammer

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

Self TV/Movie Quotes As Frasier Crane in “Frasier”

… without embarrassing parents there’d be no psychology.

Kelsey Grammer

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

Family Parents TV/Movie Quotes As Frasier Crane in “Frasier”

Niles and I have decided to donate all your things to charity. We’re donating your clothes to the blind.

Kelsey Grammer

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

Clothing TV/Movie Quotes As Frasier Crane in “Frasier”

[To Lilith] I could look at you if I wanted to, but frankly, I’ve grown tired of counting the comb marks in your hair.

Kelsey Grammer

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

TV/Movie Quotes As Frasier Crane in “Cheers”

In elementary school, I made an ashtray for Dad… it caught fire.

Kelsey Grammer

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

Self TV/Movie Quotes As Frasier Crane in “Frasier”

He’s perfect for her – he has no apparent spine, and she can wrap him round her little finger.

Kelsey Grammer

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

TV/Movie Quotes As Frasier Crane in “Frasier”

Frasier: You’re not alone.
Agoraphobe: But I AM alone!

Kelsey Grammer

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

TV/Movie Quotes Agoraphobia As Frasier Crane in “Frasier”

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