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Author: Kevin Keegan Page 2
I'll never play at Wembley again, unless I play at Wembley again.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
If confidence could be bought, all the rich people would have it and all the poor people would have to… make their own arrangements.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Confidence
Mark Hughes at his very best: he loves to feel people right behind him.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
The 33 or 34-year-olds will be 36 or 37 by the time the next World Cup comes around, if they’re not careful.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Gary always weighed up his options, especially when he had no choice.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Misspokements
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