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Author: Larry 'Bubbles' Brown
You don't get a body like this overnight… it takes years of neglect.
Larry 'Bubbles' Brown
(1955 – ) American stand-up comedian
Appearance
Body
I can do some things now that I couldn't do when I was 17, like date high school girls.
Larry 'Bubbles' Brown
(1955 – ) American stand-up comedian
Age
Dating
Girls
People
Relationships
Young
I'm not embarrassed going to a drug store anymore to buy a condom; although, the woman behind the counter said, 'Save your money; buy a lottery ticket.'
Larry 'Bubbles' Brown
(1955 – ) American stand-up comedian
Shopping
Situations
Condoms
Lottery
When I was 14, he sat me down, said, 'Larry, someday you're gonna meet a girl who's gonna be so right and so wonderful and so perfect that you're not even gonna haggle over price.'
Larry 'Bubbles' Brown
(1955 – ) American stand-up comedian
Money
Sex