Author: Lee Trevino

You can make a lot of money in this game; just ask my ex-wives; both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

(1942 – ) American professional golfer

You can talk to a fade but a hook won’t listen.

(1942 – ) American professional golfer

There are two things that won’t last long in this world – dogs that chase cars and pros that putt for pars.

(1942 – ) American professional golfer

The older I get, the better I used to be.

(1942 – ) American professional golfer

Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.

(1942 – ) American professional golfer

You don’t know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two in your pocket.

(1942 – ) American professional golfer

One under a tree, one under a bush, one under the water.

(1942 – ) American professional golfer

If you’re caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron; not even God can hit a 1-iron.

(1942 – ) American professional golfer

Columbus went around the world in 1492; that isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.

(1942 – ) American professional golfer

Columbus went around the world in 1492; that isn’t a lot of strokes when you consider the course.

(1942 – ) American professional golfer

My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.

(1942 – ) American professional golfer

His nerves, his memory… and I can’t remember the third thing.

(1942 – ) American professional golfer

I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.

(1942 – ) American professional golfer

At 15 we put down my bag to hunt for a ball, found the ball, lost the bag.

(1942 – ) American professional golfer

Nobody but you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your caddie is betting against you, he doesn't care, either.

(1942 – ) American professional golfer