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Author: Leo Allen
I'm Jewish, and I experience a lot of racism as a Jew, probably even more than most Jews 'cause I'm a moneylender.
Leo Allen
(1972 – ) stand-up comedian & writer
Beliefs
Religion
Jews
Moneylenders
Racism
Do you ever go into a store and you happen to be carrying something that they sell in that store and then start to get all paranoid that they're going to think that you stole it? … That happened to me recently at the gun store.
Leo Allen
(1972 – ) stand-up comedian & writer
Arms
Conflict
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With Photoshop so readily available, there’s no reason ever to have a party for a two-year-old.
Leo Allen
(1972 – ) stand-up comedian & writer
Children
Family
Situations
Birthday parties
Photoshop
I’m adopted, and I’m glad that my parents were honest enough with me to tell me that I’m adopted, but why every day?
Leo Allen
(1972 – ) stand-up comedian & writer
Children
Family
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Adoption