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I’ve finally found someone I can love – a good, clean love… without utensils.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Lt. Frank Drebin in “Police Squad”

We’re sorry to bother you at such a time like this, Mrs. Twice. We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn’t dead then.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor

TV/Movie Quotes Leslie Nielsen As Lt. Frank Drebin in “Police Squad”

By the way, I faked every orgasm!

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor

Sex TV/Movie Quotes As Lt. Frank Drebin in “The Naked Gun” Orgasm

I want a world where Frank junior and all the Frank juniors can sit under a shady tree, breathe the air, swim in the ocean, and go into a 7-11 without an interpreter.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Lt. Frank Drebin in “The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear”

Yes, golf can be taught – it’s just that it can’t be learned.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor

It’s true what they say: Cops and women don’t mix. It’s like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure it’ll clean you out, but it’ll leave you hollow inside.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor

Miscellaneous As Lt. Frank Drebin in “Police Squad”