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Ed: You want to take a dinghy?
Drebin: No, I took care of that at the press conference.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Lt. Frank Drebin in “Police Squad”

Yes, golf can be taught – it’s just that it can’t be learned.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor

Ed Hocken: I sent the note to the lab. They’re demanding one million dollars.
Drebin: Why would the lab demand a million dollars?

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Lt. Frank Drebin in “Police Squad”

Those who the gods seek to destroy first, learn how to play golf.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor

It took me two weeks to find Stella’s apartment. She had neglected to give me her address.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor

TV/Movie Quotes Leslie Nielsen As Lt. Frank Drebin in “Police Squad”

I’m sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn’t that right, Mr. Poopy Pants?

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Lt. Frank Drebin in “The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear”