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I’ve finally found someone I can love – a good, clean love… without utensils.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Lt. Frank Drebin in “Police Squad”

Looks like the cows have come home to roost.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor

Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes As Lt. Frank Drebin in “The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear”

Those who the gods seek to destroy first, learn how to play golf.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor

Captain Oveur: What is it, Doctor? What’s going on?
Rumack: I’m not sure. I haven’t seen anything like this since the Anita Bryant concert.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Dr. Rumack in “Airplane!” On an epidemic of food poisoning

It’s true what they say: Cops and women don’t mix. It’s like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure it’ll clean you out, but it’ll leave you hollow inside.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor

Miscellaneous As Lt. Frank Drebin in “Police Squad”

Wilma, I promise you; whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest one minute until he’s behind bars. Now, let’s grab a bite to eat.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Lt. Frank Drebin in “Police Squad”