Author: Lisa Kudrow

Phoebe: Today is Mike and my one year anniversary.
Rachel: Oh! What’s it the anniversary of? Your first date? Your first kiss? The first time you had sex?
Phoebe: Yeah.

(1963 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

I may play the fool at times but I’m a little more than just a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won’t quit.

(1963 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Phoebe: [Right after playing a song in the coffee shop] If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.

(1963 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

My mom used to stick her head in the oven. Actually she only did it the once, but it was pretty weird.

(1963 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
Miscellaneous

Joey: Pheebs, you wanna help?

Phoebe: Oh, I wish I could, but I really don’t want to.

(1963 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
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