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Author: Lou Duva
He’s a guy who gets up at six o’clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.
Lou Duva
(1922 – ) boxing trainer & manager
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
On the training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota
You can sum up this sport in two words: You never know.
Lou Duva
(1922 – ) boxing trainer & manager
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
Some people say George Foreman is fit as a fiddle, but I think he looks more like a cello.
Lou Duva
(1922 – ) boxing trainer & manager
Appearance
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George Foreman
He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.
Lou Duva
(1922 – ) boxing trainer & manager
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
On heavyweight Andrew Golata’s training regimen
Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? … he went to prison for three years, not Princeton.
Lou Duva
(1922 – ) boxing trainer & manager
Boxing
Intelligence
Sports
On Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter Don King
Because this is a title fight, I can have four people in the corner and I'll have an extra cut-man. I'll also have an extra stool, one for Vinnie to sit on, and the other to throw at him if he doesn't listen to me.
Lou Duva
(1922 – ) boxing trainer & manager
Boxing
Sports
On Vinnie Pazienza fighting Greg Haugen