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Author: Mae West

The score never interested me, only the game.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

It ain’t no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don’t break any.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Government Law

Few men know how to kiss well. Fortunately, I've always had time to teach them.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Activities Sex Kissing

I used to be Snow White… but I drifted.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

TV/Movie Quotes As Tira in “I’m No Angel”

I only have ‘yes’ men around me; who needs ‘no’ men?

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

People Self Yes men

I do all my writing in bed; everybody knows I do my best work there.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Places Reading/Writing Bed

Ivan Valadov: For one kiss of your lips I would give half of my life.
Cleo Borden: Oh, see me tomorrow, I’ll kiss you twice.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

TV/Movie Quotes As Cleo Borden in “Goin’ To Town” Kisses

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Emotions Love Men People Women

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Girls People Women

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Characteristics People

I'll try anything once… twice if I like it… three times to make sure.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Situations Novelty

Oh, arithmetic… I was always pretty good at figures myself.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

TV/Movie Quotes As Flower Belle Lee in “My Little Chickadee”

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Emotions Love Money Saving

I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Characteristics Sex

I speak two languages, Body and English.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Body Communication Language

Love thy neighbor… and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Appearance Body Love People Neighbors

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

TV/Movie Quotes As Flower Belle Lee in “My Little Chickadee” Temptation

Let men see what's coming to them, and women will get what's coming to them.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Men People Women

You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Appearance Body Clothing Long dresses Shins

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Life Enough Live once

Cleo Borden: Yeah, for a long time I was ashamed of the way I lived.
Young Fellow: You mean to say you reformed?
Cleo Borden: No, I got over being ashamed.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

TV/Movie Quotes As Cleo Borden in “Goin’ To Town” Shame

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Author: Mae West

The score never interested me, only the game.

It ain’t no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don’t break any.

Few men know how to kiss well. Fortunately, I've always had time to teach them.

I used to be Snow White… but I drifted.

I only have ‘yes’ men around me; who needs ‘no’ men?

I do all my writing in bed; everybody knows I do my best work there.

Ivan Valadov: For one kiss of your lips I would give half of my life.
Cleo Borden: Oh, see me tomorrow, I’ll kiss you twice.

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

I'll try anything once… twice if I like it… three times to make sure.

Oh, arithmetic… I was always pretty good at figures myself.

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

Love thy neighbor… and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

Let men see what's coming to them, and women will get what's coming to them.

You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Cleo Borden: Yeah, for a long time I was ashamed of the way I lived.
Young Fellow: You mean to say you reformed?
Cleo Borden: No, I got over being ashamed.