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Author: Mae West

I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Characteristics Sex

Beulah, peel me a grape.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

TV/Movie Quotes As Tira in “I’m No Angel”

Why don't you come up and have a little… scotch and sofa.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Dating Relationships Situations Necking

I feel like a million tonight… but one at a time.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Sex TV/Movie Quotes As Leticia Van Allen in “Myra Breckinridge”

I've been on more laps than a napkin.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Situations Laps Napkin

To err is human, but it feels divine.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Emotions Problems Divine Err Human

It's [a movie script] about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Characteristics Bad Reputation

A man in love is like a clipped coupon… it's time to cash in.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Emotions Love Men People Cash in Clipped coupon

Too much of a good thing… can be wonderful.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Emotions Happiness

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Insults TV/Movie Quotes As Ruby Carter in “Belle of the Nineties”

You're never too old to become younger.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Age Old Younger

Don't come crawlin' to a man for love; he likes to get a run for his money.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Emotions Love Men

A man has more character in his face at forty than at twenty… he has suffered longer.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Age Characteristics Men People Suffering

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Communication Exaggerations Language

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

TV/Movie Quotes As Lady Lou in “She Done Him Wrong”

You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Appearance Body Clothing Long dresses Shins

When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Government Money Taxes Wages of sin

The curve is more powerful than the sword.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Appearance Body Curves

Judge: Miss West, are you trying to show contempt for this court?
Mae West: On the contrary, Your Honor, I was doin' my best to conceal it.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Government Law During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage

Miss. Mabel Jellyman: Do you believe in love at first sight?
Maudie Triplett: I don’t know, but it saves an awful lot of time.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

TV/Movie Quotes As Maudie Triplett in “Night After Night” Love at first sight

Jeff Badger: I wonder what kind of a woman you really are.
Flower Belle Lee: Too bad, but I can’t give out samples.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

TV/Movie Quotes As Flower Belle Lee in “My Little Chickadee”

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Author: Mae West

I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.

Beulah, peel me a grape.

Why don't you come up and have a little… scotch and sofa.

I feel like a million tonight… but one at a time.

I've been on more laps than a napkin.

To err is human, but it feels divine.

It's [a movie script] about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.

A man in love is like a clipped coupon… it's time to cash in.

Too much of a good thing… can be wonderful.

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.

You're never too old to become younger.

Don't come crawlin' to a man for love; he likes to get a run for his money.

A man has more character in his face at forty than at twenty… he has suffered longer.

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.

The curve is more powerful than the sword.

Judge: Miss West, are you trying to show contempt for this court?
Mae West: On the contrary, Your Honor, I was doin' my best to conceal it.

Miss. Mabel Jellyman: Do you believe in love at first sight?
Maudie Triplett: I don’t know, but it saves an awful lot of time.

Jeff Badger: I wonder what kind of a woman you really are.
Flower Belle Lee: Too bad, but I can’t give out samples.