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Author: Margaret Thatcher
There are some remarkable parallels between basketball and politics; Michael Jordan has already mastered the skill most needed for political success: how to stay aloft without visible means of support.
Margaret Thatcher
(1925 – 2013) British prime minister & politician
Basketball
Government
Politics
Sports
Michael Jordan
I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end.
Margaret Thatcher
(1925 – 2013) British prime minister & politician
Characteristics
Patience
It may be the cock that crows, but it is the hen that lays the eggs.
Margaret Thatcher
(1925 – 2013) British prime minister & politician
Men
People
Speech
Women
Action
If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.
Margaret Thatcher
(1925 – 2013) British prime minister & politician
Men
People
Speech
Women
Action
If my critics saw me walking over the Thames they would say it was because I couldn't swim.
Margaret Thatcher
(1925 – 2013) British prime minister & politician
Communication
(also Lyndon Johnson)
Criticism
Swim
No one would remember the Good Samaritan if he'd only had good intentions – he had money, too.
Margaret Thatcher
(1925 – 2013) British prime minister & politician
Memory
Money
Intentions
Samaritans
Being powerful is like being a lady; if you have to tell people you are, you aren't.
Margaret Thatcher
(1925 – 2013) British prime minister & politician
Characteristics
Communication
Lady
Power