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He would kill his own mother just so that he could use her skin to make a drum to beat his own praises.

(1864 –1945) Anglo-Scottish socialite, author & wit

Characteristics Insults Mothers About Winston Churchill Conceit

The 't' is silent, as in Harlow.

(1864 –1945) Anglo-Scottish socialite, author & wit

Insults Correcting Jean Harlow's pronunciation of Margot Harlot

He’s very clever, but sometimes his brains go to his head.

(1864 –1945) Anglo-Scottish socialite, author & wit

Insults Of Lord Birkenhead

She spends her day powdering her face till she looks like a bled pig.

(1864 –1945) Anglo-Scottish socialite, author & wit

Appearance Body Insults

He couldn't see a belt without hitting below it.

(1864 –1945) Anglo-Scottish socialite, author & wit

Insults On David Lloyd George

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.

(1864 –1945) Anglo-Scottish socialite, author & wit

Characteristics Honesty Insults Lies People Of Lady Desborough

Sir Stafford has a brilliant mind until it’s made up.

(1864 –1945) Anglo-Scottish socialite, author & wit

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