Author: Mark Ramsey

I knew we were in trouble when the cops drew a chalk outline around the box office.

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As I watched Pacific Rim I could literally feel myself shedding IQ points the way Kate Hudson sheds a big lunch in the bathroom of the Beverly Hills Hotel.

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What’s next, “The Old Woman who lives in the Shoe – with Shoulder-Fired Rocket Launchers?”

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Wow, I haven’t seen this much over-the-hill action since Don Ameche and Hume Cronyn did laps in Cocoon.

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Elliot Gould!? What, were George Segal and Ryan ONeal unavailable? Was it “free cheese day” at the celebrity shelter?

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I'm afraid I missed large portions of this movie because my eyes spent so much time rolling.

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