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Author: Mark Ramsey
I'm afraid I missed large portions of this movie because my eyes spent so much time rolling.
Mark Ramsey
American film critic
Reviews/Criticism
Reviewing “End of Days”
I knew we were in trouble when the cops drew a chalk outline around the box office.
Mark Ramsey
American film critic
Reviews/Criticism
“Dark Shadows”
Elliot Gould!? What, were George Segal and Ryan ONeal unavailable? Was it “free cheese day” at the celebrity shelter?
Mark Ramsey
American film critic
Reviews/Criticism
“Contagion”
Wow, I haven’t seen this much over-the-hill action since Don Ameche and Hume Cronyn did laps in
Cocoon.
Mark Ramsey
American film critic
Reviews/Criticism
“The Expendables”
What’s next, “The Old Woman who lives in the Shoe – with Shoulder-Fired Rocket Launchers?”
Mark Ramsey
American film critic
Reviews/Criticism
“Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters”
As I watched
Pacific Rim
I could literally feel myself shedding IQ points the way Kate Hudson sheds a big lunch in the bathroom of the Beverly Hills Hotel.
Mark Ramsey
American film critic
Reviews/Criticism
Review of “Pacific Rim”