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Author: Martin Mull
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Martin Mull
(1943 – ) comedian & actor
Situations
Sports
Bowling alley
Brains
Never underestimate a child’s ability to get into more trouble.
Martin Mull
(1943 – ) comedian & actor
Children
Family
Trouble
Human beings are seventy percent water, and with some the rest is collagen.
Martin Mull
(1943 – ) comedian & actor
Appearance
Body
People
Collagen
Water
The town where I grew up has a zip code of E – I – E – I – O.
Martin Mull
(1943 – ) comedian & actor
Places
Rural
ZIP code
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Martin Mull
(1943 – ) comedian & actor
Alcohol
Things
Glass
Ice
Jogging
Having kids is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Martin Mull
(1943 – ) comedian & actor
Children
Family