Author: Martin Mull

Having kids is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

(1943 – ) comedian & actor
Children Family

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

(1943 – ) comedian & actor
Situations Sports

Human beings are seventy percent water, and with some the rest is collagen.

(1943 – ) comedian & actor
Appearance Body People

The town where I grew up has a zip code of E – I – E – I – O.

(1943 – ) comedian & actor
Places

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.

(1943 – ) comedian & actor
Alcohol Things

Never underestimate a child’s ability to get into more trouble.

(1943 – ) comedian & actor
Children Family