Author: Marty Allen

Peter Marshall: Alexander Graham Bell of telephone fame, spent 30 years of his life trying to get a female sheep to do something. To do what?

Marty Allen: Return his phone call.

(1922 – 2018) comedian & actor
Hollywood Squares

Peter Marshall: When Fernando Cortez captured this city, he called it “The Venice Of The New World.” What do we know that city as today?

Marty Allen: South Philadelphia.

(1922 – 2018) comedian & actor
Hollywood Squares

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year.

(1922 – 2018) comedian & actor
Activities Shopping Things Time

Peter Marshall: True or false… rubbing grapefruits on your body makes you sexy?

Marty Allen: Whose grapefruits?

(1922 – 2018) comedian & actor
Hollywood Squares

If a man works like a horse for his money, there are a lot of girls anxious to take him down the bridal path.

(1922 – 2018) comedian & actor
Marriage Money Work

Peter Marshall: What new motion picture has an ad campaign that states “He’s a lonely forgotten man desperate to prove that he’s alive?”

Marty Allen: Nixon Goes To China.

(1922 – 2018) comedian & actor
Hollywood Squares

Peter Marshall: Were the Marines active during the Revolutionary War?

Marty Allen: If there were any Marines around I’m sure they found a little action!

(1922 – 2018) comedian & actor
Hollywood Squares

Peter Marshall: James Stewart did it over twenty years ago when he was forty-one years old. Now he says it was “one of the best things I ever did.” What was it?

Marty Allen: Rhonda Fleming.

(1922 – 2018) comedian & actor
Hollywood Squares

Peter Marshall: Can boys join the Campfire Girls?

Marty Allen: Only after lights out.

(1922 – 2018) comedian & actor
Hollywood Squares