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Author: Mary Pettibone Poole
The next best thing to being clever is being able to quote someone who is.
Mary Pettibone Poole
author
Communication
Intelligence
Wisdom
Quoting
There are no old people nowadays; they are either 'wonderful for their age' or dead.
Mary Pettibone Poole
author
Age
Old
Alcohol is a good preservative for everything but brains.
Mary Pettibone Poole
author
Alcohol
Food/Drink
Science/Weather
Brains
Preservative
A bore is a person not interested in you.
Mary Pettibone Poole
author
Characteristics
People
Bores
He who laughs, lasts.
Mary Pettibone Poole
author
Emotions
Laughter
Alcohol is a good preservative for everything but brains.
Mary Pettibone Poole
author
Alcohol
Food/Drink
Intelligence
Preservatives
The next best thing to being clever is being able to quote someone who is.
Mary Pettibone Poole
author
Intelligence
Wisdom
Quote
People who think money can do anything may very well be suspected of doing anything for money.
Mary Pettibone Poole
author
Money
People
A pessimist is a person who has not had enough experience to be a cynic.
Mary Pettibone Poole
author
Characteristics
Cynics
Pessimism
Culture is what your butcher would have if he were a surgeon.
Mary Pettibone Poole
author
Characteristics
Culture