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Author: Mary Pettibone Poole
Alcohol is a good preservative for everything but brains.
Mary Pettibone Poole
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Alcohol
Food/Drink
Science/Weather
Brains
Preservative
The next best thing to being clever is being able to quote someone who is.
Mary Pettibone Poole
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Intelligence
Wisdom
Quote
Culture is what your butcher would have if he were a surgeon.
Mary Pettibone Poole
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Characteristics
Culture
He who laughs, lasts.
Mary Pettibone Poole
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Emotions
Laughter
People who think money can do anything may very well be suspected of doing anything for money.
Mary Pettibone Poole
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Money
People
Alcohol is a good preservative for everything but brains.
Mary Pettibone Poole
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Alcohol
Food/Drink
Intelligence
Preservatives
A pessimist is a person who has not had enough experience to be a cynic.
Mary Pettibone Poole
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Characteristics
Cynics
Pessimism
The next best thing to being clever is being able to quote someone who is.
Mary Pettibone Poole
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Communication
Intelligence
Wisdom
Quoting
There are no old people nowadays; they are either 'wonderful for their age' or dead.
Mary Pettibone Poole
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Age
Old
A bore is a person not interested in you.
Mary Pettibone Poole
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Characteristics
People
Bores