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Author: Mary Wilson Little
The penalty of success is to be bored by the attentions of people who formerly snubbed you.
Mary Wilson Little
(1880 – ?) American author
Success
A youth with his first cigar makes himself sick; a youth with his first girl makes other people sick.
Mary Wilson Little
(1880 – ?) American author
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It is difficult to see why lace should be so expensive; it is mostly holes.
Mary Wilson Little
(1880 – ?) American author
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Lace
There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.
Mary Wilson Little
(1880 – ?) American author
Situations
Work
Idleness
The tombstone is about the only thing that can stand upright and lie on its face at the same time.
Mary Wilson Little
(1880 – ?) American author
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Politeness is half good manners and half good lying.
Mary Wilson Little
(1880 – ?) American author
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He who devotes sixteen hours a day to hard study may become at sixty as wise as he thought himself at twenty.
Mary Wilson Little
(1880 – ?) American author
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