Author: Matthew Perry

All right, look if you absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing’s right… and that’s what deathbeds are for.

(1969 – ) Canadian-American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Joanna: What are you doing?

Chandler: I'm getting dressed.

Joanna: Why?

Chandler: Because when I go outside naked, people throw garbage at me.

(1969 – ) Canadian-American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Janice: [Janice walks downstairs and finds Monica and Chandler looking at her house] What a small world!

Chandler: … And yet, I never run into Beyonce.

(1969 – ) Canadian-American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Monica: Okay, everybody. Relax. This is not even a date. It’s just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.

Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.

(1969 – ) Canadian-American actor
Dating Relationships TV/Movie Quotes